New Hair Trend: Pixels

Buzzfeed and Reddit are trying to tell me that this will be a thing.

Pixelated hair. Dying geometric parts of your hair to make it look pixelated.

1. I don’t think it looks like pixels. Just jagged stripes.  2. Wouldn’t you have to have your hair combed in a specific position all the time? Otherwise it’s just going to look like someone at the salon accidentally tripped and ran into you with a brush full of bleach…

HNy05Y8

 

Psst: Athleta Sale!

Athleta has a ton of stuff on sale, my pretties. Right here.

Scoop up some sweet clothes to sweat in for your New Year’s New You resolutions.

Please. Somebody buy cute things, because I’m 30 weeks pregnant and I can’t.. Waaaaaaah. Do it for me!

If I could fit into real clothes, here’s what I’d get: Plie Tights, Embodiment Tights, Stripe Crop Tee, Shanti Tie-Dye Tank, Bhakta Sweater, Cashmere Crave Sweater, Some grey Plattan Headphones by Urbanears, and yeah, sure, a Rope Belt for the fuck of it.

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