So Carbon 38 has an end of season sale going on...Here’s what I’d like to buy with all of my imaginary cash.

1. Roselynn Embroidered Pullover by Good Hyouman $49

This sweatshirt says “My sweater is better than yours.” The end.

2. Scoop Tank by Sundry $56

I don’t know why ripped shirts look rich. They just do. Sign me up.

 

3. Ryval Performance Tight by Splits 59 $76

Yes, light grey workout pants should just plain not exist, because butt sweat. However, the stripey sporty mountain ranger game going on at the bottom of these is so good I kind of love them.

4. Black Python Joggers by Blue Life Fit. $124

My argument for these is as follows: THEY’RE BLACK PYTHON JOGGERS!

5. Run Striped Sweater by Adidas by Stella McCartney $119

Burgundy and bright blue is an advanced styling move and I like it. Plus it’s boxy and cropped and a little bit shiny. This is an aggressively playful look and I’m in.