You guys. Nike made Kyries inspired by sugar cereals and they are the SHIIITTTTTTT.
Too bad they’re in kid sizes. 😦
I thought number three here was Cap’n Crunch, because duh, but it’s Kix. Gross.
WHERE MY CRUNCHBERRIES AT?
Lululemon has a new (to me) pair of all-purpose/ yoga leggings. And they are uh-maze-balls.
They’re called the Align Pant. And they’re made out of clouds and dreams.
They’re so stretchy you can put them on on a fat day and not hate yourself.
And so buttery soft and pliable, you put them on and feel like you are instantly as flexible as a pretzel. *high kick*
Why is this awesome? Well, I’m a little heavier after a summer of work (read: not working out) and wine (because summer), so my workout pants all shame me every time I rally hard enough to put them on…
So I’ve been looking for a pair of “throw on, feel ok, even on not-skinny days, but don’t have to size up” magic pants, totally did not expect for them to come from Lululemon, but here they are.
I mean seriously, I’ve tried on probably every style of legging that Athleta has, which is saying something, but couldn’t find what I was looking for. No, not even the Powervita line (which is supposed to be their soft and supportive but not too-compressive fabric). Powervita was soft, but not like these puppies. MAN. They are soft. The fabric is called Nulu.
+super soft-feeling Nulu fabric
+mega stretchy, not compressive at all
+flattering heart-shaped seam above your butt that makes you look like you have glute muscles
+double seam on the inner thigh, so there’s no seam right in the middle, I’m assuming so there’s less chafing
+leggings you can still wear on fat days
+they come in dark, creamy fall colors
I’m really excited to have something that doesn’t make me feel like shit when I put it on, which is how all clothes make me feel right now. So I’m really excited for these kind, soft pants. Maybe I’ll take a picture one day, but not today, because like I said, I feel like shit in my own skin. I’m sure you understand. Sad trombone high five, sister. Whatever. #Fitfall?
Anyway, look, they have a pocket too.